Goldy and Tam’s Dodgy Roadtrip- Chapter One: Chicago ft windy kitties, “pizzas” and woolly mammoths

Hello folks – it’s been a while, hey? I’m cranking this ol’ memory bank back up – and I’ve got a corker of an experience to get us started.

Leveling up – one year older ft. Drink Shop Do face glitter, HP printers, overpriced Magnums and Ken dolls

I got older this week. I am now *insert really old age*+1. Yay for my ongoing march towards inevitable death. I didn’t get cake. However, I did do a load of other things… let me talk you through it step by step.